Morning Thoughts of the Lazy

06/01/2026 (Monday)

It's technically morning. It's 3:13 AM.

I can't sleep and I have a lot of things running on my mind.

Like:

  1. When will I get my marriage certificate so I can join my husband in his home country?
  2. When can I check out the retinol that I just added to my cart?
  3. Who will they hire for my position? I hope it's the friend that I recommended. I hope not a stranger.
  4. When will I get to fix my sleep schedule? I want to be a morning person again.
  5. I just drank Sleepasil. What do I do now?
  6. Is it a good idea to read the depressing book I've been reading?
  7. I should be sleeping by 5 at least, and wake up when it's still AM.